Starring Sylvester Stallone! #MakeAFilmLessIntelligentįrank & Beans Goes to Hollywood #CookAn80sBand The Taking of Pelham 1 … uh, 2 … uhm … #MakeAFilmLessIntelligent Private Ryan: Paintball Battles #KeepAFilmSafe Guanabera Bay Turd Bobbing #MyUnOlympicEventWouldBe Off Duty Cop 50 Meter Pistol #MyUnOlympicEventWouldBe Never trust anyone who doesn’t lick their own butthole.

# IfIWereACelebrity I’d date Taylor Swift for at least a week. Rectalcraniotomy #UnlikelyMedicalProcedures

Ralph Kramden’s Bang Bus #AdultFilmAMovieOrTVShowĭeep Inside Mr. I replied that I prefer cake, but am pie curious.Ĭarol Merril’s Box #AdultFilmAMovieOrTVShow Someone asked me if I prefer pie, cake or pudding. The five basic food groups are sugar, salt, grease, caffeine and hops. Anyone know what the bag limit is? #PokemonĬanadian Monopoly: How many toonies to put an igloo on Yonge Street?īi-Curious George #LessPopularChildrensBooksĪs far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a ginger. There are two types of people in this world: Those who pick their nose, and those who lie about it.īow season coming up. Tony Castrato #RenameACharacterBadly = Guy Fieri #BeatlesForFoodies They should sell spiders as a constipation cure. School lunch vegetable #RejectedUsesForCand圜orn Mongo only pawn in “Game of Life” #GameTVorMovie The new Vatican McDonald’s was blessed by Cardinal McCheese. Kid behind the counter asked me, “Uh, you want some communion wafers with that?” I went to the new Vatican McDonalds and ordered a Big Mac. The priest told me to say three Hail Mary’s and eat two quarter pounders. I went to confession before mass at the Vatican.

Jesus went unto the Vatican McDonalds and divided two Filet-O-Fish amongst them all. Vatican McDonald’s to screen new Mel Gibson Biblical epic: “The Passion of the Grimace”Ĭoming after news of the Vatican McDonalds, the Anglicans announced a Burger King in Canterbury Cathedral and Jerusalem’s chief rabbi a Wailing Wall Whataburger. Today, Pope Francis announced the Hamburglar’s beatification. Thomas the Tank Engine Pulls a Train #BadGrittyReboots

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